How to loose visitors in 15 seconds or less!

[todorosim]

Picture this, You click over to one of your favorite sites as you do every day, but this time for no particular reason, your greeted by an audio taco bell commercial. I'm not talking roll-over style banner which you can maneuver your mouse around or even relevant podcast of information . I mean BEEP! – HEY CHEW ON SOME TACO BELL! Type of add...



Let's look at this from the opposite end. If you're running a website with nearly enough traffic that you're just dying to lose ASAP, here's my suggestion on how to do it.
Sign up to a new service called Pay-Per-Play: Don't wait! After all as they're affiliate marketing team says:
"This PPP ads program is just starting up and is expected to be bigger than Google ADSENSE .. Website owners will get paid a set amount for each visitor to their site(s)...ADS START RUNNING FEBRUARY 1st 2008... "

Well you heard him folks, bigger than Ad-Sense. Don't you just hate it when CEO's force feed their affiliate managers marketing material? The guy who wrote that must know it's not based on anything vaguely realistic right?

I can promise you one thing dear readers, you won't be hearing any audio ads on here…

[todorosim]

Better you doing it then me coming over there!
This company's going up there in my books as the dumbest moments in business for 2008.

[Shira Tamir]

Ive been getting those offers lately too... I actually considered it for a sec but quickly slapped some sense into myself....